"A disgusting piece of trash so repulsive I had to read it twice just to be sure I was offended. And then again, in case I missed something the first two times.” — Megan Hart, New York Times bestselling author
In The Telltale Hardon and Other Perversions, Edgar Allan Pole (aka Andrew Shaffer) digs up seven of Edgar Allan Poe’s best-loved stories and gives them a post-mortem makeover.
This new edition includes all six previously published Edgar Allan Pole short stories, as well as a new tale exclusive to this ebook ("The Gold Buns," a twisted take on "The Gold-Bug"). And just look at that spiffy new cover!
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies jumpstarted the literary mash-up genre; Pole’s twisted take on classic Poe short stories such as “The Tell-Tale Heart” and “The Fall of the House of Usher” will pound the final nail into the genre’s coffin.