Andrew Shaffer is the New York Times bestselling author of the essential survival guide, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters, the satirical thriller The Day of the Donald: Trump Trumps America, and many other humorous fiction and nonfiction books.
His most recent book, Ain’t Got Time to Bleed: Medical Reports on Hollywood’s Greatest Action Heroes, is out now in hardcover from Insight Editions/Simon & Schuster. His next book, Hope Never Dies, will be published in August 2018 by Quirk Books.
A television drama based on his novel-in-progress Tapped is currently in development at Freeform, with The Pretty Little Liars' I. Marlene King and The Vampire Diaries' Paul Wesley producing. Additionally, Shaffer has a couple of original feature-length spec scripts floating around Hollywood.
He has appeared as a guest on FOX News, CBS, and NPR, and has been published in McSweeney's, Mental Floss, Inc., and Maxim.
Shaffer attended the Iowa Writers’ Workshop for a summer semester and studied comedy writing at Chicago's The Second City. An Iowa native, Shaffer lives in Lexington, Kentucky, with his wife, novelist Tiffany Reisz.
"A pro at parodies." — The Associated Press
"Always funny." — LitReactor
"Every bit as amusing (and straight-faced) as the film franchise that spawned it." — Entertainment Weekly on How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters
"Funny.... Everyone should follow this guy [on Twitter]." — Nicholas Sparks
"Witty.... Clever...." — USA Today on How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters
"The literary equivalent of a good Saturday Night Live skit." — The Hollywood Reporter on Fifty Shames of Earl Grey
"Un-American." — Stephen Colbert on Shaffer's Order of St. Nick greeting cards
Bibliography (Full-Length Titles)
Hope Never Dies (Quirk Books and Audible, 2018)
Ain’t Got Time to Bleed: Medical Reports on Hollywood’s Greatest Action Heroes (Insight Editions, 2017)
The Day of the Donald: Trump Trumps America (Crooked Lane Books and Blackstone Audio, 2016)
Ghosts from Our Past: Both Literally and Figuratively: The Study of the Paranormal (Three Rivers Press and Random House Audio, 2016)
Catsby: A Parody (8th Circle Press, 2016)
How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters (Three Rivers Press and Random House Audio, 2014)
Literary Rogues: A Scandalous History of Wayward Authors (Harper Perennial, 2013)
Fifty Shames of Earl Grey (Da Capo Press and Tantor Audio, 2012)
Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love (Harper Perennial, 2011)
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F*ck This (8th Circle Press, 2nd ed. 2018)
The Telltale Hardon and Other Perversions (8th Circle Press, 2016)
Photo Credit: Courtesy of the Author
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McSweeney's • Mental Floss • Maxim • Time • The Daily Beast • RT Book Reviews • Book Riot • The Huffington Post • The Rumpus • Suicide Girls • The Philosophers' Magazine • Scratch • Inc.
Teaching and Mentoring
The Carnegie Center for Literacy and Learning (Lexington, KY)
Awards and Distinctions
New York Times Bestseller, How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters (2014)
Book-of-the-Month Club Nonfiction Alternate Selection, Literary Rogues (2013)
Goodreads Choice Awards Semifinalist, Fifty Shames of Earl Grey (2012)
IHSPA Award Winner, Editorial (1996)
Mystery Writers of America (MWA)
International Thriller Writers (ITW)
Horror Writers Association (HWA)
MBA, University of Iowa (2008)
BA (English), University of Iowa (2004)