Zillionaire BDSM-crazed tycoon Earl Grey and his wife Anna Steal return in this follow-up companion to Fanny Merkin’s Goodreads Choice Awards-nominated parody, Fifty Shames of Earl Grey. 

Earl Grey’s wife disappears on their fifth wedding anniversary. He quickly becomes the prime suspect, leaving him with no friends except for his twin sister, Goonie. Can movie star Tyler Perry help him find his wife…or is she just gone, girl?

And in the bonus short story An Earl Grey Christmas, Anna searches a Seattle warehouse for the perfect holiday gift for her husband. What do you get the man who has everything? A BJ, of course. (That’s basketball jersey, you pervs.)

This expanded edition of the sequel novella also includes an author Q&A, essays on the cultural impact of Fifty Shades of Grey, and a gallery of unused (but hilarious) promotional artwork. 128 pages.