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Short Mystery & Thriller

Deleted Scene from Hope Never Dies: An Obama Biden Mystery (2018) - READ FOR FREE ONLINE

Short Humor

Law & Order: A Very Special Christmas Episode (2018, It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F*ck This)

The Telltale Hardon, Murders Across the Street from the Rue Whorehouse: A Christmas Story, The Purple Death, The Gold Buns, The Fall of the House of Usher Raymond, The Cask of Dijon, and The Pit and the Pendulous Ballsack (2015, writing as "Edgar Allan Pole" in The Telltale Hardon and Other Perversions)

Gone Grey: A Parody (2014, writing as "Fanny Merkin")

An Earl Grey Christmas (2012, writing as "Fanny Merkin" in It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F*ck This)

Justin Bieber: First Tweets 2 Forever: My Memoir: A Parody (2011)


Short Horror & Science Fiction

The Dark Side (2015, Walk Hand In Hand Into Extinction) - READ FOR FREE ONLINE

The Junkie League (2015, If I Only Had Cocaine, and Other Drug Stories) - READ FOR FREE ONLINE

Red Red Wine (2008, MicroHorror) - READ FOR FREE ONLINE

The Unnatural (2008, Zombies) - READ FOR FREE ONLINE

Samantha75 (2007, Ascent Aspirations) - READ FOR FREE ONLINE


Short Romance & Erotica

In the Raptor's Dungeon (2015, writing as "Nikolas Sparx" in Gay Dinosaur Billionaire Adventures with Bigfoot and Friends!)

Bunga Bunga (2014, Fifty First Times) - READ FOR FREE ONLINE